A very accurate description of my dog...

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I saw this on a T shirt and found it amusing. I hope it will make you :) . By the way, my dog is a French Bulldog and 9 out of 10 people ask me if she is a Pug. I think I should buy the shirt...

I am not a pig.
I am not a Pug.
My ears havent been cropped.
My tail hasnt been docked.
I didnt run into a wall or get hit in the face with
a fry pan.
I do not bite, but my owner is another matter altogether.
That noise is how I breathe... I am not growling at your
child.
Im not so ugly Im almost cute, and anyone who would
say that is so stupid they are almost smart.
I am a French Bulldog and I am perfect in every way!!!

Do you have something similar for your breed of dog???
 

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