Calf Joke

Here's another one from LadyHawke (www.ladyhawk.com) :

"Birth of a Calf"

A man was helping one of his cows give birth,
when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing
wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole
event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and
I'm going have to start explaining the birds and
bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him
ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over
to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any
questions?"

"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How
fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Thanks Renee, I needed a laugh with all the rain we're having today.

That was a good joke. At least he diden't half to have a dissusion with his kid.lol