Belgian Malinois

Will trade for a bottle of Aleve.

Male, 5 years old. Available to anyone stupid enough to take him.

A fenced yard would be preferred as leash walking him can get hazardous. He will perform picture perfect obedience, except when he throws in some creative flairs. He's also been known to forget how long the leash is -- the same leash he gets pottied on every day -- and will hit the end of it full force, pulling you off your feet in the process and then will stare at you wondering why you're not keeping up. He also might take advantage of the distance to gain extra momentum for hurling himself into you on his way back.

Will nudge, paw, lick, push, swipe, grab, nip any time you're not actively paying attention to him or if the attention you're giving isn't the attention he was looking for. Yes, you're expected to read his mind and know if he wants to be petted or if he wants to tug or if he wants to cuddle or if he wants to be scratched.

Will trade for a bottle of Aleve.

SOLD!

When can I pick Tyr up?

SOLD!

When can I pick Tyr up?

DANG!

What if I threw in the (full) bottle of Aleve, a bottle of bourbon, and one slightly used Doberman? ............huh? Sounds pretty sweet doesn't it?

How about Aleve liquid gels (they work better), a bottle of jack daniels (give away or trade out with a friend if it's not your drink) and I'll pay for shipping?

Change the bottle of bourbon to a bottle of rum and you keep the dobe and it sounds sweeter.



I can't swallow the liquid gels...must be caplets or tablets. If you can provide rum instead of jack - cuz I don't have anyone to trade with - and you pay shipping! Awesome deal.

*waits to see what Coop has to offer now*

Change the bottle of bourbon to a bottle of rum and you keep the dobe and it sounds sweeter.

You still get the Aleve, change the bourbon to a CASE of rum, but you MUST take the dobe, and I'll upgrade the Aleve to a lifetime supply

(I can't handle TWO pig headed dogs at once, hahahaha)