Man Arrested For Stepping In Dog Poo

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Crime fighters. Deep down inside that’s what we all want to be. Super Hero Crime Fighters actually. Here’s a little story of a canine with super hero poo.

Josue Herrios-Coronilla, 18, drove his black Camaro on the wrong side of the road Wednesday and crashed into the yard of man who owns four dogs, police said.

Police found crushed bushes, a damaged fence, an inoperable car — and a fresh shoe print in a pile of dog feces.

Following an odoriferous trail down the street, Sgt. Dale Gunter noticed a white van driving toward him. When he asked the passenger to step out, he noticed the smell of alcohol on the man’s breath and evidence all over his shoes.

Herrios-Coronilla was charged with driving while impaired and drinking underage and released on $1,500 bail. He could not immediately be reached for comment.

They don’t tell us which of the 4 dogs’ poop it was that attached itself to the felon’s shoes, but it’s safe to say that if you follow all four dogs around, our superhero is the one that squeezes out the extra soft and sticky stuff. He’s the one his buddies call ‘Taffy Butt’.

I love kitty taffy.

(more doggie news @ www.boknowsonline.com, a blog by a dog for all dogs)
 

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