There are way too many bosses under one roof in my office. It's a small office and there are freaking 5 levels of management in it and they are all PMSing, or something. Good grief, the drama that unfolded around LUNCH was freaking ridiculous.
A group of us normally order lunch 4 or 5 days a week. I was planning on bringing my lunch today, but forgot it. So, we all planned on ordering from the Mexican place across the road. Now, my boss is normally in with us on ordering, his 2nd & 3rd level bosses get their freaking undies in a twist if we don't invite them to order with us, so when ever they are around, I try to stop by their office and just go "Hey, we're ordering from X, do you want anything?" and they usually decline, but they like feeling included. If that's all it takes to keep them happy, I can do that. Today, the 3rd level boss (my 4th level) walks out of my bosses office and I go, "Hey we're ordering from the Mexican place, do you want anything?"
Before I can blink 3 times, he has decided to buy food for the office and instead of Mexican it's Italian. Then MY boss comes out of his office and goes, "Yeah, he was in my office to tell me that our team seems too focused on watching TV (because they put 3 - 52" inch TVs up) and free food." I'm like, "WTF, we were ordering Mexican and invited him. He could have said "no." He could have said, "Sure, I'll take a burrito. Here is $7. He could have said a lot of things that didn't including buying lunch for everyone. That's Bull Shark." And they say women don't know what we want. I make a heck of a lot more sense than that messed up situation.
My head still spins when I think back to it. I may, or may not, have told one of my co-workers that I thought the two top level managers in the office had worked together so long that their cycles and synced up and they were just looking for reasons to be pissy with everyone and I'd be much happier when they stopped PMSing. Men!!