The truth about corgis

Humans love to refer to Corgis as, "Big dogs in a small dog body." This is terribly wrong. Papillons are big dogs in a small dog body. Corgis are big dogs with no legs. If I jump on you, you will know this is true. Just knock off the small dog stuff.

Corgis are able to stretch out on the floor or bed with their legs straight back. This allows them to pose as a flying squirrel and beg for nuts.