I hope this doesn't offend anyone, (disclaimer: if you don't think mental health issues can be turned into humor in spite of their seriousness, don't listen) but I think it's hilarious. I'm hanging out with my daughter this week end and we were listening to all kinds of ringtone apps on our phones. (show's how we can be entertained) LOL. Actually, this shouldn't be a ring tone, but a voice mail, outgoing message. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2jF6hKwcI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2jF6hKwcI