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How many dogs does it take to......
These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

(added by Renee)

German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!

Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the lightbulb?
 
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That's one of my favorites! Someone sent it to me with even MORE dogs. The last was originally a Doberman, but I think the Doberman in your version is more accurate. What was sent to me as a Doberman is more of a typical Fila - so I fixed it! The copy I got didn't have the Irish Wolfhound; an egregious oversight, so I'm adding it in my file copy. Hope you get a few more giggles from a few more dogs.

German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!

Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the lightbulb?
 
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Great additions Renee!
I added them to the first post... one by one we will have all
the breeds covered one day and have the full house :)

This is one of my favorite dog jokes too Soccer...

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Um,Chazhound, you forgot an "e" in "Renee"

okay:
Husky,
Brittany,
Beagle,
Basset,
Komondor...?

Okay how about

Basset Hound: What? The lightbulb went out? That's so sad... makes me want to cry

Komondor: What lightbulb? I don't see it!

Beagle:Yeah, it sure did. I can smell it!
 
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OOOO! Got one!

Saint Bernard: Where's the lightbulb? Is it okay? What are you guys doing standing there?! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE LIGHTBULB!
 

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Spotted Mutt: Now that I have delegated wiring to the Border Collie, I have precisely 12 minutes to tear apart the slipper and drop it near the Lab.
 
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The ones that I have seen have the JRT saying, "I'll just pop it back in while I bounce off the walls." How very accurate! :D
 

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Gustav Dog (GSD X Ridgeback): I'm far too smart to be changing Light Bulbs, Especially when I have 4 chapters of War and Peace to finish tonight *tut* !!
 

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