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MicksMom

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Long distance sucks.
I wish there was a reverse girl viagra to make this bearable.
Also I need one of those creepy body pillows.

that is all.

Do you need the pillow for. . . no, wait, I have to think about whether I want the answer to this question enough to ask it. :p...
:rofl1: I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.



Bag balm is a magical cure for this...[/QUOTE]



Maybe this should have gone in the girly thread. But my lips are SO DRY. I already have a bad habit of licking and biting them, add that in with cooler weather and they are SUPER RAW. And cracked. And ouchie. And swollen.

And I can't ever find a chapstick that works. Butts Bees break out my lip line. EOS is CUTE but not helpful at all. Booooo.
...Bag balm is a magical cure for this...
I second Bag Balm.
 

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I feel hopeless, lost, needy, and pathetic tonight.

Time is dragging on and I have no idea what to do with myself so i'm just sitting on the floor listening to music and staring at the window.

The worst part is i'm totally conscious of this all and I don't know why I feel so horrible because nothing significant happened today and I feel like if i know i feel like this i should be able to make it go away.
 

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Wow, the list of mortal sins has really grown since the last time I was in a church. :(
You would be surprised at the things I have been told I am going to hell for lol. I once made the mistake of mentioning that I don't go to organized church because I don't support or agree with thy they do. I have also been told I am going to hell because I am technically in an "interracial" relationship :rolleyes:
 

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Can't even make a good profile for myself on PlentyofFish.
"Hi I love dogs, am not a size 2, and I play WoW". Yeah.. real turn on.
I'd date you. :p

Seriously, don't hide who you are. You *want* the kind of guy that appreciates a love of animals, likes a curvy woman, and likes to game. Trust me, they are out there. (I have one.)
 

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Seriously, don't hide who you are. You *want* the kind of guy that appreciates a love of animals, likes a curvy woman, and likes to game. Trust me, they are out there. (I have one.)
Definitely. I mean, think about it: if the guy is turned off by the fact that you have dogs, is that really a guy you want to date? Do you seriously want to date a guy who cares if you're not a size two? This imaginary guy kind of sounds like a dick.


This is what my profile currently reads like (I change it up every few weeks for fun.)
I'm a graphic/web designer by day, and a dog trainer by night - and I mean that I train my own dogs and get paid to teach other people how to train their dogs too. My ideal job is to own and run a canine sports facility... but for now designing cool stuff and coding neat things is pretty okay too.
I'm sporty and active, I love being fit and healthy. I've now done three half-marathons, am signed up for a fourth, and I'm running a full marathon when I'm 30. One day I want to do a mini-tri, but only if it doesn't involve an open water swim because I'm not THAT good of a swimmer and drowning doesn't sound like fun.

I'm looking for a guy who's confident and as comfortable in his own skin as I am. I'm Christian and it's quite important to me, and an important part of me. It defines a lot of my values, my decisions, and how I treat other people (and myself.) So I really need my match to be a strong Christian too. Basically, a teammate in life, in faith, and in love. I'm pretty sure God did not design me to be alone, so I'm looking for the awesome to offset my own awesome, and together we will become an unstoppable awesome crime fighting duo who happen to be madly in love with each other. Like Black Widow and Hawkeye. Except I'm not actually a Russian assassin and I'm going to guess you aren't actually the greatest marksman in the world, but if you are, that would be pretty rad.
If any guy doesn't appreciate my Black Widow/Hawkeye reference he can GTFO. Don't want to date you. That means you will NEVER put on a Captain America costume. Booooooring.
 

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I drank no less than 8 glasses of tea at dinner (even though it was mediocre run-of-the-mill orange pekoe). I really don't want to sleep now.
 

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because christianity was created by white europeans and spread via bloodshed and brainwashing to the rest of the world? of course its "feature hero" is an adult male Caucasian :rolleyes:
The individuals who founded Christianity (Christ and the apostiles) were not white Europeans, they were Middle Eastern Jews with probably a Syrian gentile thrown in for good measure....

The majority of Christians I know realize that Christ was not "white." The church we got married in had an article and picture posted of what Jesus most likely looked like according to historians--not a white guy at all.
 
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:rofl1: I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.

:rofl1: the body pillow is for cuddling!

perverts :p
I have a red pound puppy plush toy for that ... The cuddling that it ;).

I do empathize though, my dude has been gone since September and it is getting colder ... He is coming back in November and I am so looking toward to having my cuddle bug back :(
 

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Or else you will end up on a date with a guy wearing a "cool story babe, make me a sandwich" shirt.

who you will then have to kill.
She would be doing a public service if she killed one of those ones. I say you go for it, Mere! The only question is if you're going to kill him with a sword, a dagger, or some sort of pole-arm.

:rofl1: I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.
You quoted me twice. IN THE SAME POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL I FEEL RIGHT NOW!?!!! <3

I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.

:rofl1: the body pillow is for cuddling!

perverts :p
Hang on a second. Seriously. I'm the pervert here?

I'm so offended that anyone would think I'm a pervert. Let me just get back to my youporn search of "twerking video with vibrator and anal beads."

I have a red pound puppy plush toy for that ... The cuddling that it ;).
I just. . I. . . wait, WHAT? Can you get creepier? Like, seriously, try. I challenge you to a contest of who can make the creepiest posts with the most spelling and grammar errors.
 

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My vent is silly, and tiny. . . but. . .

Dear Whiny Hipster Dudes and Fake Gangsta Rappers,

Please listen to the lyrics of your songs. I realize that you're all patting yourselves on the back for your "catchy" beats and "sick" lyrics, but if you'd just listen to the things you purportedly say to women - I mean 'hoes' and 'bitches' - you'd realize we can all see through it.

We know you've never touched a woman before, probably not even if you were paying for it. So stop bragging about how you can't keep the H&B's off of you.

Please just stop.

Love,

A woman who can't refer to herself as self-respecting on even her best days, who is still insulted by your ignorance and detestable lyrics.

P.S. A Cadillac is not a status symbol.

P.P.S. 22" Chrome rims (,yo!) are also not a status symbol.
 

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She would be doing a public service if she killed one of those ones. I say you go for it, Mere! The only question is if you're going to kill him with a sword, a dagger, or some sort of pole-arm.



You quoted me twice. IN THE SAME POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL I FEEL RIGHT NOW!?!!! <3



Hang on a second. Seriously. I'm the pervert here?

I'm so offended that anyone would think I'm a pervert. Let me just get back to my youporn search of "twerking video with vibrator and anal beads."



I just. . I. . . wait, WHAT? Can you get creepier? Like, seriously, try. I challenge you to a contest of who can make the creepiest posts with the most spelling and grammar errors.
There are no grammar errors ... That's what he is. As in you know ... Like the line of plush toys and the animated show that came out years back? He is really old (since I haven't seen any PP plushies in years)

Who is the pervert now? :p though I don't see what going out of your way to pick apart every one of my posts achieves.
 

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I have a red pound puppy plush toy for that ... The cuddling that it ;).

I do empathize though, my dude has been gone since September and it is getting colder ... He is coming back in November and I am so looking toward to having my cuddle bug back :(
Yup, this will be the first winter I've spent without Michael...and I am SO not looking forward to it. He is who I would mooch warmth off of on the couch and in bed. That, and now I'll have to scrape ice off and start to warm up my own car in the mornings. Booooo.
 

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Took my Jeep to the shop today as it has a new knock in the motor. Turns out the steering column is basically shot and it was deemed unsafe to drive. Awesome. Guess I'm getting that new vehicle sooner than I thought..
 

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I don't want to sell my car. I really don't. I want to keep it. I don't want to drive an SUV all over the place. I want my sporty red car except for when I need to haul dogs around.

Why can't I just be loaded and have both?

Sucks.
 

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Ugg the foot blower in my van is not working. I told the husband 2 weeks ago. it still hasn't been looked at or fixed. Husband is not overly concerned. Why might you ask? He says its ok the heater still works(barely I say). :eek: But its NOT.WORKING.THE.WAY.I.LIKE.IT.TOO. The jackass. And its getting colder out. I can drive with creaks and groans, no air, no cruise and other things. BUT I wont drive with no heat. So if he doesn't get it fixed soon, I guess I will be driving his purdy black 300.
 

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