Possession is 9/10ths of the law... dog rules!

[Mayasmydobe]

Saw this on the great ol' interwebs and thought you all might enjoy...

DOG PROPERTY LAWS



1. IF I LIKE, IT'S MINE.

2. IF IT'S IN MY MOUTH, IT'S MINE

3. IF I HAD IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, IT'S MINE.

4. IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU, IT'S MINE.

5. IF IT'S MINE, IT MUST NEVER BE YOUR'S.

6. IF IT JUST LOOKS LIKE MINE, IT'S MINE.

7.IF I SAW IT FIRST, IT'S MINE.

8. IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING ELSE AND PUT IT DOWN, IT'S MINE.

9. IF I AM CHEWING SOMETHING UP, ALL THE PIECES ARE MINE.

10. IF IT USED TO BE YOURS, GET OVER IT.

11. IF IT IS BROKEN, IT'S YOURS.