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Old 11-12-2007, 01:46 AM
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Default Impressing a Poodle

Their are three boy dogs who realy want to go out with this female poodle. A Lab, a Collie and a Chiuaua. So the poodle says "If you can put the words Liver and Cheese in the same sentence, and I aprove, I'll go out with you" So the Lab think for a moment and says "I love liver and cheese?" the poodle is not impressed so she sends him away. The Collie thinks for a minute and then says "I HATE Liver and cheese?" The poodle shakes her head and sends him away. Finally she comed to the Chiuaua and in his rich mexican accent he says "Liveer alone Cheese mine!"

(You might have to say it out loud to get it :P )

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I'd sing a morning golden & true
I would make this day last for all time
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