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gaddylovesdogs

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Westie: Show me the treats first.

Pointer: There's the light bulb...I see it....I see it...I see it....

Greyhound: If it isn't moving I'm not going to do anything with it.
 
Babyblue5290

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How about
Great Dane: Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back???????????
I found it on another website...shhh ;)
 
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just got into this...Love it !!! Standard Show Poodle..." Darlin', you don't want me to mess up my nail polish do you ?"
 
Gustav

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Bloodhound: Where's that lightbulb, i'm going to seek it out and then i'm going to rescue the old one!!
 
Ash47

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I think the more accurate Chihuahua saying would be: My bark is b-b-bigger than my b-b-bite, and I will SCARE the lightbulb back into the screw!... If I can s-s-stand still l-l-l-o-n-n-ng enough! BARK!! :rolleyes:
 
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The cat (any breed): You want to me to do what?? Wait... you want me to move out of this sunny spot on the floor?

The Chow: But I just moved last night! And I can't do it unless my owner tells me too.

The Shih-Tzu: I would be happy to do it if it will make you happy! Because I am happy. And beautiful, but can't forget happy!

Pekingnese: I would pick it up for you, but my face is too flat to do so... Therefore, I am going to get my hair done. Good Luck!

Pit Bull: Does my owner want me to? If so, I will go fetch it and put it in, all while smiling and showing my gorgeous white smile.
 
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Dalmation: The way i see it is black and white, someone anyone! just climb up and change that light bulb!!!1
 
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LOL these are are so funny!

Cocker Spaniel (mine doesn't pee on the carpets lol) : As soon as I can get my tail to stop wagging, I'll get to it!

Westie: hmmmm let me see if I can dig one up around here (to change it)!
 
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LOL Renee!!!:D

THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs (duuuhhh). So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. :D
 
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Border Collie: Ok, just a sec. i need to figure out which lead fits where and is A+ goes with b-.... Hmmmm. Might have to look it up...

Standed poodle: You think what? Lets see... Well, if i don't want to get my nails dirty or my pur-rity coat messed up, then i think not. Go get Border Collie Senior to do it. Put the pay on me!
 
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sheltie:runs around in circle is it alive ????!!! ill like it it willbe ok! will someone please go get a replacment i want to revive thenone thtas lost!!!!!HELP i trhink its gone forever
 
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