Purina

travis_doggies · #1 08-15-2006, 11:01 AM

I was buying a large bag of Purina Mixer Complete Dog food at Walmart ..... standing in the queue to pay .....

A woman behind me asked what sort of dog I had .... On impulse, I told her that no, I didnt actually own a dog - I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to fill your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a chap who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me..