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Old 08-16-2006, 05:45 AM
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Church was in full swing..... Pews were packed.. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:55 PM
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You know you're going to hell for that, don't you? (kidding . . . couldn't resist )
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha

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Old 08-16-2006, 06:03 PM
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lol, that's a good one!
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:04 PM
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:49 PM
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Haha LOL .
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:00 AM
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love it, lol
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:07 AM
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lmfao. that's just great.

wonder what Satan's reply was....

"Oh you POOR soul!

....Have a lolly."

*old man gets handed a lollipop*

lol dont ask.

~ Peewee ~
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