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Old 12-04-2003, 01:06 PM
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Thumbs up How many dogs does it take to......

How many dogs does it take to......
These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

(added by Renee)

German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!

Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the lightbulb?
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:03 PM
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Hi megabiznes,
That is one of the cutest dog jokes that I have heard in a while!

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Old 01-05-2004, 02:18 AM
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That's one of my favorites! Someone sent it to me with even MORE dogs. The last was originally a Doberman, but I think the Doberman in your version is more accurate. What was sent to me as a Doberman is more of a typical Fila - so I fixed it! The copy I got didn't have the Irish Wolfhound; an egregious oversight, so I'm adding it in my file copy. Hope you get a few more giggles from a few more dogs.

German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!

Fila: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while the border collie's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the lightbulb?
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:31 PM
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LOL that was funny! (: i have to tell my friend about that one
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Old 02-01-2004, 11:17 AM
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awwwww cute
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:27 PM
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That's one of my favorite jokes out of all the joke here
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Great additions Renee!
I added them to the first post... one by one we will have all
the breeds covered one day and have the full house

This is one of my favorite dog jokes too Soccer...

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Old 02-16-2004, 06:11 PM
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Maybe we could think of some more? Let me check my book for any we missed.
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Old 02-16-2004, 06:19 PM
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Um,Chazhound, you forgot an "e" in "Renee"

okay:
Husky,
Brittany,
Beagle,
Basset,
Komondor...?

Okay how about

Basset Hound: What? The lightbulb went out? That's so sad... makes me want to cry

Komondor: What lightbulb? I don't see it!

Beagle:Yeah, it sure did. I can smell it!
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hmmm... I fixed it
Thanks Soccer!

I will update the list about once a week...
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