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Old 04-14-2005, 06:29 PM
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Westie: Show me the treats first.

Pointer: There's the light bulb...I see it....I see it...I see it....

Greyhound: If it isn't moving I'm not going to do anything with it.
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:26 PM
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What about one for a Great Dane?
I'm not good with jokes so if anyone thinks of one...
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:33 PM
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How about
Great Dane: Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back???????????
I found it on another website...shhh
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Old 04-14-2005, 08:16 PM
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Newfoundland: sorry I broke the lightbulb with my tail
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Old 04-14-2005, 08:32 PM
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just got into this...Love it !!! Standard Show Poodle..." Darlin', you don't want me to mess up my nail polish do you ?"
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:13 AM
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ROFLMAO! I can see that one, Grammy!
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Old 04-15-2005, 05:19 AM
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Bloodhound: Where's that lightbulb, i'm going to seek it out and then i'm going to rescue the old one!!
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Old 04-24-2005, 03:17 PM
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I think the more accurate Chihuahua saying would be: My bark is b-b-bigger than my b-b-bite, and I will SCARE the lightbulb back into the screw!... If I can s-s-stand still l-l-l-o-n-n-ng enough! BARK!!
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Old 04-24-2005, 03:25 PM
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The cat (any breed): You want to me to do what?? Wait... you want me to move out of this sunny spot on the floor?

The Chow: But I just moved last night! And I can't do it unless my owner tells me too.

The Shih-Tzu: I would be happy to do it if it will make you happy! Because I am happy. And beautiful, but can't forget happy!

Pekingnese: I would pick it up for you, but my face is too flat to do so... Therefore, I am going to get my hair done. Good Luck!

Pit Bull: Does my owner want me to? If so, I will go fetch it and put it in, all while smiling and showing my gorgeous white smile.
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:54 PM
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heres another one for a pittie but all i want to do is sleep mama the onlything ill do is cuddle it *snore* lol
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