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Old 12-30-2013, 10:56 PM
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to everyone else, cut the hostility and sarcasm. i dont ****ing need your approval for my breeding, and i didnt ask for, nor am i saying or doing any of the things you are claiming im saying. if thats the way you want to go about it, lumping everyone under the same blanket statements, putting words in my mouth, then **** off. pretty sure that giving 3 puppies away for free, spaying after 1 breeding, and doing health testing already shows im not in it for "TEH MONIEZZ" like you think. just stop. i love my dogs, i love these breed, im not going to destroy something i care about even if you assholes think its not worth caring about. so **** off..
Wow...lol.

And this ladies and gents is what to NOT look for in a breeder. At this point, no matter what you were breeding, I wouldn't enter a buyer's relationship with you if you were breeding dogs that turned into golden farcking unicorns after midnight and glowed in the dark and pooped Skittles.

Sorry, I don't know about everyone else, but I want to avoid sharing the next decade or more (or less, most likely, for your potential buyers) in a relationship with the breeder of my dog when they're a little bit (read=metric **** tons) on the cray-cray side. Red flags and all that jazz... I'd rather have a breeder that I could go to if I were having problems and not have them go all Sybil on me.

Maybe that's just me, though..
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Old 12-30-2013, 11:15 PM
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That's crazy talk, you know you'd buy a skittle pooping unicorn
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Old 12-30-2013, 11:24 PM
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That's crazy talk, you know you'd buy a skittle pooping unicorn
I'm game for one of those. The crowds of hungry children following you on walks might be kind of awkward though.
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Old 12-30-2013, 11:26 PM
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I'm game for one of those. The crowds of hungry children following you on walks might be kind of awkward though.
That's why you also need a polar bear on a leash, to guard you from the hoards of gimmies.
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That's crazy talk, you know you'd buy a skittle pooping unicorn
Shoot, buy TWO and breed your own. GOLDMINE. LITERALLY. GOLDEN SKITTLE POOPING UNICORN MINE.
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Wow...lol.

And this ladies and gents is what to NOT look for in a breeder. At this point, no matter what you were breeding, I wouldn't enter a buyer's relationship with you if you were breeding dogs that turned into golden farcking unicorns after midnight and glowed in the dark and pooped Skittles.

Sorry, I don't know about everyone else, but I want to avoid sharing the next decade or more (or less, most likely, for your potential buyers) in a relationship with the breeder of my dog when they're a little bit (read=metric **** tons) on the cray-cray side. Red flags and all that jazz... I'd rather have a breeder that I could go to if I were having problems and not have them go all Sybil on me.

Maybe that's just me, though..
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Shoot, buy TWO and breed your own. GOLDMINE. LITERALLY. GOLDEN SKITTLE POOPING UNICORN MINE.
But would they be health tested, or do we just not care because we're too busy stuffing our faces full of skittles?
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Old 12-30-2013, 11:57 PM
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But would they be health tested, or do we just not care because we're too busy stuffing our faces full of skittles?
They're proven skittle providers, what more do you want?


And I'll need to borrow Squash. He's kinda a polar bear.
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And I'll need to borrow Squash. He's kinda a polar bear.
Yea, but I guarantee you he'd just eat all the Skittles himself. :/
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Yea, but I guarantee you he'd just eat all the Skittles himself. :/
Bonus! You wouldn't even need to bring poop bags along.

You'd have to make sure and health test the unicorns. Otherwise they might end up producing something off, like those gross pina colada tropical flavored skittles. *shudders*. I'd be really unhappy if something like that came from my lines.
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