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Old 10-22-2013, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Fran101 View Post
Long distance sucks.
I wish there was a reverse girl viagra to make this bearable.
Also I need one of those creepy body pillows.

that is all.

Originally Posted by noludoru View Post
Do you need the pillow for. . . no, wait, I have to think about whether I want the answer to this question enough to ask it. ...
I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.

Bag balm is a magical cure for this...[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by Lyzelle View Post
Maybe this should have gone in the girly thread. But my lips are SO DRY. I already have a bad habit of licking and biting them, add that in with cooler weather and they are SUPER RAW. And cracked. And ouchie. And swollen.

And I can't ever find a chapstick that works. Butts Bees break out my lip line. EOS is CUTE but not helpful at all. Booooo.
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...Bag balm is a magical cure for this...
I second Bag Balm.
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Old 10-22-2013, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Fran101 View Post
Or else you will end up on a date with a guy wearing a "cool story babe, make me a sandwich" shirt.

who you will then have to kill.

l o l

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Old 10-22-2013, 09:24 PM
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I feel hopeless, lost, needy, and pathetic tonight.

Time is dragging on and I have no idea what to do with myself so i'm just sitting on the floor listening to music and staring at the window.

The worst part is i'm totally conscious of this all and I don't know why I feel so horrible because nothing significant happened today and I feel like if i know i feel like this i should be able to make it go away.

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Old 10-22-2013, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by sassafras View Post
Wow, the list of mortal sins has really grown since the last time I was in a church.
You would be surprised at the things I have been told I am going to hell for lol. I once made the mistake of mentioning that I don't go to organized church because I don't support or agree with thy they do. I have also been told I am going to hell because I am technically in an "interracial" relationship
If there are any typos, it means I am on my phone LOL

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Old 10-22-2013, 10:06 PM
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Can't even make a good profile for myself on PlentyofFish.
"Hi I love dogs, am not a size 2, and I play WoW". Yeah.. real turn on.
I'd date you.

Seriously, don't hide who you are. You *want* the kind of guy that appreciates a love of animals, likes a curvy woman, and likes to game. Trust me, they are out there. (I have one.)
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Old 10-22-2013, 10:34 PM
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[QUOTE=MicksMom;2315509] I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.

the body pillow is for cuddling!


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Old 10-22-2013, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by *blackrose View Post
Seriously, don't hide who you are. You *want* the kind of guy that appreciates a love of animals, likes a curvy woman, and likes to game. Trust me, they are out there. (I have one.)
Definitely. I mean, think about it: if the guy is turned off by the fact that you have dogs, is that really a guy you want to date? Do you seriously want to date a guy who cares if you're not a size two? This imaginary guy kind of sounds like a dick.

This is what my profile currently reads like (I change it up every few weeks for fun.)
I'm a graphic/web designer by day, and a dog trainer by night - and I mean that I train my own dogs and get paid to teach other people how to train their dogs too. My ideal job is to own and run a canine sports facility... but for now designing cool stuff and coding neat things is pretty okay too.
I'm sporty and active, I love being fit and healthy. I've now done three half-marathons, am signed up for a fourth, and I'm running a full marathon when I'm 30. One day I want to do a mini-tri, but only if it doesn't involve an open water swim because I'm not THAT good of a swimmer and drowning doesn't sound like fun.

I'm looking for a guy who's confident and as comfortable in his own skin as I am. I'm Christian and it's quite important to me, and an important part of me. It defines a lot of my values, my decisions, and how I treat other people (and myself.) So I really need my match to be a strong Christian too. Basically, a teammate in life, in faith, and in love. I'm pretty sure God did not design me to be alone, so I'm looking for the awesome to offset my own awesome, and together we will become an unstoppable awesome crime fighting duo who happen to be madly in love with each other. Like Black Widow and Hawkeye. Except I'm not actually a Russian assassin and I'm going to guess you aren't actually the greatest marksman in the world, but if you are, that would be pretty rad.
If any guy doesn't appreciate my Black Widow/Hawkeye reference he can GTFO. Don't want to date you. That means you will NEVER put on a Captain America costume. Booooooring.

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Old 10-22-2013, 11:43 PM
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I drank no less than 8 glasses of tea at dinner (even though it was mediocre run-of-the-mill orange pekoe). I really don't want to sleep now.
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by frostfell View Post
because christianity was created by white europeans and spread via bloodshed and brainwashing to the rest of the world? of course its "feature hero" is an adult male Caucasian
The individuals who founded Christianity (Christ and the apostiles) were not white Europeans, they were Middle Eastern Jews with probably a Syrian gentile thrown in for good measure....

The majority of Christians I know realize that Christ was not "white." The church we got married in had an article and picture posted of what Jesus most likely looked like according to historians--not a white guy at all.

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Old 10-23-2013, 12:21 AM
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