If Squash is buzzing around being annoying of an evening, my husband often says "Huh, he never acts like this when you're not here. He just sleeps when I'm home alone with them." Then I shoot lasers out of my eyes.
That's exactly what Ken says about Crossbone!!!
I don't believe he goes and lays in a chair on the other side of the room & actually sleeps. I have never seen that side of this dog.