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Old 12-04-2003, 12:02 PM
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Default Is Martha Stewart is stalking your dog?

Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:09 PM
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LOL that is funny
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Old 02-01-2004, 10:06 AM
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whoa- graphic yet hilarious!
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:00 PM
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LOL!That is so funny!Got any more?
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Old 12-10-2005, 11:39 PM
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lolololol!
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