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02-14-2005, 12:20 PM
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Dogs and Computers
Here's another one from Ladyhawke's e-mail:
( http://www.jokedujour.com;http://www.ladyhawk.com) "Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?" Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bytes Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property Dogs: dog not found Computers: file not found Favorite trick Dogs: roll over Computers: play dead Comic-page hero Dogs: Dogbert Computers: Dilbert Fun way to mess with their heads Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive Consequence of virus Dogs: replace valuable carpeting Computers: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate Dogs: leash law Computers: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool Dogs: pooper-scooper Computers: uninstaller Sensitive internal procedures Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once Method of marking territory Dogs: lifting leg Computers: "Designed for Windows XP" Unique behavior Dogs: lick and drag Computers: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature Dogs: dewclaw Computers: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan Dogs: 12 years Computers: 12 months
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02-14-2005, 06:15 PM
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control-alt-delete are the most used keys on my keyboard. Heres a keyboard I would love to have. VERY funny.
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