This is why we can't have nice things...
I had to wait here this morning for a package from FedEx that needed to be signed for. As soon as the truck pulled in front of the house Rumor went ballistic. She knocked the cat out of the window, knocked everything off the stairs that was sitting there waiting to be brought up, flung the carpet in front of the door into the living room, flung the carpet in the foyer leading into the kitchen into the wall, somehow flung the dining room carpet everywhere despite there being a table and chairs on top of it, and then proceeded to lunge at the windows and door until the guy was too scared to even stand on the sidewalk.
She's like a tornado. -_-