I wish I could take a picture of the sign I just saw and post it...something I certainly never saw before-
A house down the street has the usual don't let your dog poop on the lawn message. But then underneath was a poster, was just curious...rummage sale? PTA candidate? Painting advertisement?
Basically it was four detailed paragraphs...if I read it right, that we are created in the makers image and if we let our dogs poop on the lawn it is free will and we are therefore defiling both ourselves and the maker of all things by letting our dogs poop on said lawn...and therefore blasphemizing the whole universe and...
I bet everyone on that block stays waaaaaayyyy away from that lawn