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Old 05-21-2012, 02:31 PM
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I'm a Chihuahua.
Errr...this does not match at all:
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You are very smart and very earnest. You take yourself quite seriously.
In fact, people are often amused by how seriously you take yourself.

Deep down, you are a very fragile person. Your friends and family know how breakable you are.
Because you are so fragile, you tend to be quite neurotic. You are suspicious of almost everyone and everything.
Except for the neurotic part, but it has nothing to do with being fragile, lol.

The second one said Bulldog, which is a little more true:
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The Comedian

You may look like the troublemaker of the pack, but it turns out your tough guy mug is worse than its bite. You're really a softie, loyal to your friends and family and A-OK with meeting new pooches, but you prefer to do so with a high-five instead of a paw-shake. Proud of your great sense of humor, you've got a whole litter of jokes you draw from to keep the mood playful and the positive energy alive. A perfect afternoon for you involves a leisurely stroll with a pal, followed by a little downtime in an easy chair with a frosty can of brew and a remote control within easy fetching distance. You shed accusations of being lazy, knowing perfectly well that you're kenneling the energy you might need for... well... something
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Old 06-03-2012, 03:36 AM
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First ome says American Bulldog.
Second one says Bulldog.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:25 AM
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First one says Boxer, second one says Border Collie. The second one was a lot more accurate.

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The Achiever

You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really donít ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring."
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Old 06-03-2012, 10:57 AM
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I got bullmastiff for the first one. Seems a bit odd for me.

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You are confident, reasonable, and very calm. Nothing shakes you up.
It's likely that you were a bit wild when you were younger, but you've gotten that out of your system.

The only time you get aggressive is when someone tries to threaten or harm you in some way.
There's a little bit of wolf underneath all that sheep's clothing!
The second one I've done a few times and usually get border collie but I got German Shepherd this time.

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The Perfectionist

Doggedly dedicated to getting the job done, you don't let silly little distractions get in the way of putting in a full day's work. And after you come home, chowing down on a little grub and taking a little catnap is all it takes to get you up and at 'em for round two, whatever that may entail. Your dogma emphasizes the importance of hard work, and you swim laps around your dog-paddling, time-wasting co-workers. Your cleverness leads to you often being entrusted with some pretty important tasks, which you are always more than happy to sink your canines into. You really dig being outdoors and love a bit of exercise, but you draw the line at the ridiculous stuff, choosing a game of beach volleyball over Pilates in the park any day. Learn more Ľ

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Old 06-10-2012, 01:44 PM
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I'm a Chihuahua.
Errr...this does not match at all:

Except for the neurotic part, but it has nothing to do with being fragile, lol.

The second one said Bulldog, which is a little more true:
Huh...
I got both of those too.

Neither one really fits.

Although on the second quiz many of my true answers were "none of the above".
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Old 06-10-2012, 02:05 PM
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I'm an american bulldog?.. really?! lol
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Old 06-10-2012, 02:53 PM
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First said Boxer, second was Lab...think I'm more of a Boxer
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Old 06-10-2012, 03:03 PM
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American Bulldog and a Border Colllie (maybe that's why me and Charlie mesh so well).
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Old 06-10-2012, 03:13 PM
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Old 06-19-2012, 12:49 PM
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