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This made me laugh:
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ROFL! As the mother of lego loving children, I have howled in much the same manner (probably louder) for the same reason!
I think Kevin and I have threatened to toss out every lego in the house more times than can be counted...........then we remember who much those darned things cost! LOL
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LOL--I have to admit to being a mom who threw away legos -or was more than happy to suck them up in the vacuum cleaner. Even now that my kids are grown--I STILL find a rogue lego laying around the house at times!
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![]() Too funny!
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What's worse than Legos?
MATCHBOX CARS.
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Yeah, but be specific. Stepping on the VW Bug isn't all that bad. Fire engines are horrible and a stake side farm truck might require you to dial 911.
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