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Old 02-21-2012, 10:09 AM
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They're all good, but I could relate well to the one about map quest. I just stick in my address because it's easier than figuring out a closer-to-destination address. But all that gobblygook of getting out of my neighborhood is unnecessary. Funny. "Bad decisions make good stories." Isn't that the truth?!?!?!

Blackrose... I don't know the answer, but it's sooooo funny and it DOES happen.
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:38 PM
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Though I have learned that pants most certainly get dirty working at a shelter. Pants I wear otherwise? NEVER DIRTY. Ever.
YES, that's absolutely true. Poopy paws are attracted to pants. BUT, the good thing is, even if you wear your least dirty pair of pants to work one day after forgetting (or neglecting) to do laundry, people don't really notice, they just assume you've already been at work. Because 99% of dirtyness that happens to pants happens in the first 5 minutes of your day.

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And if anyone has the answer to #19, I would love to hear it. I typically will say "What?" about three times and then I just give up.
Wow, you're nice. I'll say "What" max twice, unless whatever they're saying seems REALLY important. Usually I don't say "what" at all, I just nod and smile and change the subject really quickly.
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:05 PM
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#22 and #16 cracked me up too. My daughter: perfect example of finding the alarm clock snooze button...no problemo from any distance. hahaha. And the other one about what leads to kisses...not Kay jewelers, but Miller light. LOL.
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Old 02-27-2012, 01:12 PM
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Yea ok, mine NEVER looks like that! I usually get frusterated and throw it in the closet

Doberluv, those were great! Especially the last one
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Old 02-27-2012, 01:51 PM
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I have known how to fold fitted sheets for years... Hee hee and I don't use alarm clocks, never really have my entire life.

Those were funny.
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:50 PM
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#5: The hell with folding them! Flat sheets and hospital corners are your friend. Seriously though, you ever pulled a corner on a fitted sheet and tried to put the damned thing back, finally get it back where it belongs and another corner comes off?
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