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I just went pee outside instead of in my own toilet because I didn't want to wake my son up by flushing and didn't think to just not flush and pee in the toilet.
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ROFLMAO
When my sister was younger, she felt sick to her stomach. She started to vomit, so she ran outside as fast as she could and got sick in the yard. When my mom asked her, "JeanAnne, why didn't you just go to the toilet or a trashcan?" JeanAnne said, "Well, you always throw the cat outside when he's about ready to puke, so that's where I went, too."
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Wait.
You had marbles?
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No shame in using the great outdoors as a courtesy to others.
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