"Want to Adopt? Prepare for an Inquisition."

[Picklepaige]

Yeah, you don't even have to show ID at my shelter. I am normally the volunteer showing people the animals, so what normally happens is:

Person walks in.
Person signs in at the front desk.
I ask what they are looking for.
I bring them to the appropriate room (cats/kittens, puppies, small adults, or large adults.)
I answer any questions they have about any animal, and take out animals for them.
They pick one.
I bring it, along with its cage card, to the desk while they fill out a short form consisting of name, phone number, and address.
I give them the animal.
Onto the next person.

As long as you have money, you can get whatever animal you want, no questions ask.

We have a surprisingly low return rate, so I guess it works for us?