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Old 01-24-2012, 10:45 PM
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Holy sh*t you could be me. Except I'm already married, so they dont ask when I'm getting married, but when are we having children.


(Try never.)
Me too, on the kids thing. Luckily () I have a genetic disease so I can use that on folks who won't drop the change-yer-mind thing.
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:25 AM
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Wow are you ever short. Don't you miss being taller?? WTF Umm nope don't miss what I've never had.
Do you shop in the kids department with being so short.
You don't look anything like your mom. Are you sure she really is your mom? Yup I'm sure she is my mom, and there is a reason why we don't look alike. Because in "technically" she is my stepmom.
Do you ever want to meet your Real mom? What do you mean my "real" mom? IF you are refering to egg donar, then nope.

and the best one todate.

Now that your kids are getting older (18 and 16) don't you want another? OMG hell no. I don't want another. Why would I want to start all over.
Doesn't holding a baby make you want another? Ahh nope. Ohh Sure they do. Ahh nope, no way. Then I get told there must be something wrong with me. Because all women when they hold a baby automatically want another one. I guess thats just one more way I'm broken. LOL
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:29 AM
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Holy sh*t you could be me. Except I'm already married, so they dont ask when I'm getting married, but when are we having children.


(Try never.)
Ok Please don't think I am a creeper lol & I know I sent you a PM about this a while ago.
But I saw you and your hubby in Newnan when you just had Ozzy and Enzo, and yall are one freakin adorable couple! And Ozzy looks better in person, even though I've never actually met yall, I SEEN YOU! LOL
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Old 01-25-2012, 09:00 AM
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Then I get told there must be something wrong with me. Because all women when they hold a baby automatically want another one. I guess thats just one more way I'm broken. LOL
Hahahahaha. The sad thing is that people really believe that! That we all want to have babies, all the time, gah!
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Old 01-25-2012, 09:10 AM
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"You're Italian- does that mean your dad is in the Mafia?"

"Bless you for having 4 of those ankle biting chihuahuas. I don't know how you can deal with so many of those yappy little things."

"You have a Border Collie? Does that mean you have a farm?"

"Why did you buy such a big house even though you don't have kids? Isn't it lonely?"

"Don't you ever want to just have your hair permanently straightened? It's just so curly." WTF. I actually have gotten this one a good handful of times.

"Why do you NEED five dogs?" Well, why not?

"So you're getting rid of a few of them when you have a baby, right?"
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Old 01-25-2012, 09:18 AM
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Doesn't sitting like that hurt?
Ugh- I get that one ALL the time.
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Old 01-25-2012, 09:49 AM
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Ugh- I get that one ALL the time.
Like you're dumb enough to keep doing something that's painful.
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Old 01-25-2012, 02:43 PM
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"Why aren't you going to vet school?"
"Oh, you just need to apply yourself." Never mind the fact that I just said I. Don't. Want. To. Be. A. Vet. I thought I did. I changed my mind. I wouldn't enjoy it.

Is it really that awful to not have any extreme career goals, because you wouldn't mind being a homemaker? Yes, I'm getting a degree...but I'd rather use that knowledge to do something I enjoy doing as a side job to being a stay at home mom. And don't look at me like I'm failing at life because of that. Good God.
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