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Old 01-20-2012, 05:36 PM
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One of the most annoying ones I get is, "you have so many tattoos, won't you regret them when you are older?"
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Old 01-20-2012, 05:42 PM
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Ever want to just look at people when they've said something like that and say, "call the archaeologists; I've just found the Missing Link?"
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Old 01-20-2012, 05:43 PM
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I don't even know where to begin, there are so many. So, if I find out, (where to begin that is) I'll let you know.
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Somebody once asked me where my family was from and I said Spain, and she was like "Oh, so your puerto rican than?" ...what.

And then there's always the "You are so lucky you get to miss school so much!" or extra nosy people "OMG you are so behind, you're probably failing all your classes! Do you even understand the homework? Are you going to get held back? Are you going to graduate??"
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Old 01-20-2012, 06:41 PM
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Because I live in L.A

"You must see lots of celebrities all the time"

No I don't. I don't go looking for them and I don't camp out in Hollywood!
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Old 01-20-2012, 06:46 PM
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BWAHAAHAHAHA

DOG! HEY DOG!! *click click click* OMFG.

If I hear that ONE MORE TIME.

For f*cks sake, he's WORKING!
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:54 AM
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One of the most annoying ones I get is, "you have so many tattoos, won't you regret them when you are older?"
The correct answer to that one is, "I consulted the Oracle before I started them -- it's all good."
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Old 01-21-2012, 02:59 AM
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Oh, what's wrong with his eye?? Is he blind??

A) he's a SHE - note the BRIGHT FUGGIN PINK COLLAR! And B) no, its just blue.

Oh you did zoology, does that mean you can work in a zoo??

And lastly... Any reference to 'baby P' whilst I'm working as a means to imply social workers kill children. The frigging parents murdered that child, not the social worker. Take your references and shove them, you're a **** parent and no amount of hating me for trying to protect your child is going to make me stop doing my work. And just because I'm a social worker, it doesn't give you the automatic right to swear and shout at me with no consequence..... Dick.

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Old 01-21-2012, 08:36 AM
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"I thought gay guys were supposed to be attractive." LOL
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:17 AM
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BWAHAAHAHAHA

DOG! HEY DOG!! *click click click* OMFG.

If I hear that ONE MORE TIME.

For f*cks sake, he's WORKING!
*slits wrists*

I have countless people do this to me.

Random stranger: TCK TCK TCK. Hey pup. Hi puppy. Tck tck! Oh, do you wanna say hi? Oh you're so cuuuute, what are you doing in here?

Me: She's a service dog. Please don't talk to her, she's working.

Stranger: Ooohh, so you're going to help blind people one day! Oh, you're so preeeeetty, come here! Come on! Come say hi!

Eve: *finally breaks her sit and goes to say hello*

Stranger: *snooty look* Oh, I thought service dogs were supposed to be well trained.

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