The Christmas Persian...

[StillandSilent]

Just when I thought that my animals couldn't embarass me further, Ezra steps in to take the cake.

The small kids in the family (8,5,4,3) were opening presents. My dogs were locked up, so it was just my mothers dog and the two persians left loose. The youngest got one of those 'Furreal' cats. You know, those horrible life sized things that have a sensor in them that allows them to meow and interact with you? The cat was placed on the floor and opening continued.

All of the sudden, a shiek of 'MY KITTY!' fills the air. We all look down, and Ezra has mounted the fake cat and is humping away!

Luckily, none of the kids knew what was happening, and I was able to snatch him away from his new conquest. I think he thought that that kitty was a gift for him, to entertain him on those lonely nights....