Me, trying to look professional. Think professionals brush their hair, though.. Note the Nikki ears at the bottom:
Me, not looking professional at all. Note the Nikki chest to the left. The next photo in the series is her nosing me and me losing it.
Real gangsters have decorative plates.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, throughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --- 'WOW, WHAT A RIDE!!!!' " - Author Unknown