Best Argument against Intact Dogs.....ever.

[noodlerubyallie]

I've been having to desensitize Rocket to the balls exam, so I've been doing it. I was stacking him in the hallway the other night with my husband watching, so I asked him to touch the man parts.

"NO!"

Me: "But Jeremy, to be successful, he has to stand for exam by a judge."

"NOOOOOO!"

Me: "I need the help if he's going to be successful!"

"I don't even touch MINE and you want me to touch THOSE!?"

Me: "YES! They are covered in hair and dry, what's your problem?"

"They have STUFF all over them!"

So to torture him, I've been "examining" Rocket then trying to touch him with the same hand. And I'm been teaching Rocket to show daddy his balls: "Rocket? Where's daddy? Go show him the money!" to which he happily runs off and shoves his butt in daddy's direction.



Oh lord, I need more hobbies.

[Grab]

Originally Posted by Shiba Rawr

I do have Tobi, however. But his haven't dropped yet...Despite that he did have a humping problem for a little while, lol. I'm not exactly existed to see what he does once his drop...

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How old is Tobi? Most puppies have descended testicles by the time they go home, although some are 'late bloomers'. If they're not down by 5 or 6 months, though, I'd assume that he's a cryptorchid and you'll want to have him neutered at some point. (over time cryptorchid dogs have a higher risk of testicular cancer)

[BostonBanker]

I just don't like seeing the really droopy breeds gaiting at dog shows. Is that weird? danes especially OMG.

Slosh slosh slosh... I couldn't do it.

Ah, nothing as bad as the stallions though. One at the barn is particularly...endowed. As it, comes out the other end of the AV. And when he's working and they get sweaty, the thwap from side to side hitting his legs. So you get this steady, wet sounding smacks that everyone sort of tries to ignore.

I used to housesit for an intact Border Terrier, and he would gleefully rub his endowment all over the bed at night with this very pleased look on his face. He quickly got kicked off the bed and slept in the living room. There are some things I don't want to see.

[MafiaPrincess]

Smudge frogs out and rubs his belly and parts on the carpet at times.. My worst is that he'll lay on my lap and I'll be rubbing his belly.. and suddenly touch exposed penis because he got relaxed. Uh EWWWW.

I got over my testicle phobia, I'm some kind of perv, I accidentally touch them while petting him or picking him up..

[Shiba Rawr]

Originally Posted by Grab

How old is Tobi? Most puppies have descended testicles by the time they go home, although some are 'late bloomers'. If they're not down by 5 or 6 months, though, I'd assume that he's a cryptorchid and you'll want to have him neutered at some point. (over time cryptorchid dogs have a higher risk of testicular cancer)

He's almost 3 1/2 months old, so I expect them to be dropping within the next couple months, hopefully.
I expected to get a female, but the breeders surprised me with a male, since they "mistook him for a female"....Is that a bad sign? lol

[Laurelin]

I have accidentally groped the boy dogs before too. But there's just something icky to me about big shorthaired dogs and their stuff. If I ever get a mastiff type... has to be a girl.

[FoxyWench]

mistook for a female...thats a...new one...hmm...
not quite sure how thats possible...its not like it looks that much like a belly button LOL

maf im with you...testicles dont bother me...
and since getting jasper (and having to be very...through...with his skin caire routein, im not even too botherd about touching penis at this point..."relaxed" however is another story LOL!

[Grab]

I, too, am confused about how they could mistake him for a female...the penis is right there in the middle..... I once took a stray dog to the shelter and, when they asked me the sex and I replied female, I was met with a snarky "well how do you know it isn't a neutered male?" response from the kennel guy. I replied that she didn't have a penis, and he turned red and walked out the door

I'm not phased by testicles, even though I prefer my own dogs don't have them. There's an elderly Basset that comes in to work that has gross bits though..they're droopy and nearly drag the ground

[Boemy]

This thread makes me more determined than ever that my next dog will be female. RUBBING THEIR MAN-BITS ON THINGS. EWWWWWW!!!

[Laurelin]

What's really bad imo is every time we bring Beau in to the vet's for a checkup, they comment on how big his man bits are. He is very well endowed lol.