Best Argument against Intact Dogs.....ever.

[noodlerubyallie]

I've been having to desensitize Rocket to the balls exam, so I've been doing it. I was stacking him in the hallway the other night with my husband watching, so I asked him to touch the man parts.

"NO!"

Me: "But Jeremy, to be successful, he has to stand for exam by a judge."

"NOOOOOO!"

Me: "I need the help if he's going to be successful!"

"I don't even touch MINE and you want me to touch THOSE!?"

Me: "YES! They are covered in hair and dry, what's your problem?"

"They have STUFF all over them!"

So to torture him, I've been "examining" Rocket then trying to touch him with the same hand. And I'm been teaching Rocket to show daddy his balls: "Rocket? Where's daddy? Go show him the money!" to which he happily runs off and shoves his butt in daddy's direction.



Oh lord, I need more hobbies.