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Old 01-05-2005, 08:57 PM
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Smile Doctor’s Oath

This is an old one a friend E-mailed me a 2 years ago, but it is still good Doctor’s Oath

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to

forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was

overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice

trying to reassure him- “Howard, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the

first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won’t be the

last. And you’re single. Let it go.” But invariably the other voice

would bring him back to reality - “Howard. You’re a veterinarian....
Did you hear about Michael Jackson? Yea, I knows it's crazy, all of the sudden the media is on HIS side.
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:36 PM
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Too funny! And one I haven't heard, too.
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. ~Buddha

Stupid is the most notoriously incurable and contagious disease known to mankind. If you find yourself in close proximity to someone infected with stupid, walk away as soon as said infection is noted.

There are few things more nauseating than pure obedience. ~ Kvothe

***8206;"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation."
— Rumi
Be a god. Know when to shut up.

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