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Old 03-15-2009, 10:05 AM
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I have a new one for Amstaffs

Don't get an Amstaff if you don't have time or the desire to walk in parades
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Old 03-15-2009, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Arlington, VA
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Don't get a Great Dane if:

You never want to hear, "Is that a horse"
You never want to hear, "Does it have a saddle"
If do not like dogs on your furniture
If you do not want to spend a lot of money on food
If you don't like dogs that slobber
If you don't like a 120 lbs of dog leaning on you.

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If you do not like to spend a bunch of time with your dogs.
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:09 PM
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Don't get a boxer if you are a boring person.
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Old 03-20-2009, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: florida
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Don***8217;t get a Pitty if

... You don***8217;t want an extra shadow following you 24/7
... If you don't want a DA dog
... If you want a guard dog
... If you don't want a dog that doesn't care if he farts on your face while you are sleeping.
... If you don't have time for excitement
... If you like going to dog parks
... If you are sensitive to tale whips
... If you don't have money to buy LOTS and LOTS of tennis balls
... If you don't like picking up large dog poo
... If you don't like when people think that your dog is dangerous just by the way it looks
... If you don't like when dogs rub allover your b-friends dirty shoes.
... If you don't want a dog that is a comedian.
Click!!..they catch ur eye, don't they? come on you know you want too.

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Old 03-23-2009, 01:26 AM
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Don't get a Kona if...

-You don't want a velcro dog.
-You don't want a lazy, chunky, sit on her ass 97% of time time dog
-You don't want a dog that will back talk you
-You don't want a dog that will not do any cool trick unless you have a hotdog in hand (Seriously... take a bow, crawl, sit pretty... all those require a treat of some sort)
-You don't want to sleep in a bed full of tennis balls (There are 4 up here now)
-You don't want a dog that is so short and barrel chested she looks like a sausage
-You don't want a 'lay under the blankets, snuggle as close to Mom's chest as humanly possible dog'.
-You don't want a dog that will argue with you over who owns what
-You don't want the most amazing dog ever.
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