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Old 12-24-2004, 08:39 PM
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Default Trouser, the Guard Dog

Here's another one from Ladyhawke:

"A Happy-Go-Lucky Dog"

Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would
chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his
dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But
on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different.

Trouser's owners were walking him along a trail at the park,
when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man all
dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was
gesturing annoyingly at Trouser's masters. This strange
person spoke not a word, but proceeded to pretend that
he was trapped in a box and that he was pulling on a long
rope. Seeing the sheer horror on his masters' faces, Trouser
took it upon himself to rectify the situation. With a low growl
he jumped and sank his teeth into this annoying pseudo
clown's leg. Trouser immediately got a sickened look in his
eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then dragged his tongue
all over the ground in an effort to remove the man's foul
essence from his mouth.

For Trouser had learned that .... a mime is a terrible thing
to taste.
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Old 12-26-2004, 10:11 AM
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Haaaa haaaaa!!! I bet Trouser was speechless

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Old 12-26-2004, 10:18 AM
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OOOHHH! Chaz! That one deserves PUN-ishment!
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