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Old 07-19-2008, 12:59 PM
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Default Memorable Quotes of the Day *Gutter Ninja Crossing*

"He used his TEETH?"

"Wow, I didn't know you could do that!"

"How many words are there for penis....?"

"He slid his.." er well, I'm editing this. But there was a transcending mortality bit.

"I think you should edit that. It's to masochistic. Or sadistic. Kind of S&M."

"OH I get it, he's a vampire!" (as if this makes ALL the sense in the world. I need to know what part that was where she read that. LOL)

"I'm not sure if you should use liplock.. that's immature.."

These are Cristy's quotes/comments from Amber's porn. The porn that she wrote.
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:20 PM
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me? write porn? nevvvverrrrrr.....
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:27 PM
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Gutter Ninja still reigns supreme!

You got my hopes up that maybe we were both having a Buffy-fest.
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:33 PM
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Um, Bamm loves Buffy. He targets her.

Oh, and we have a new word for vagina. It's a "trench" now. No cunts, no pussies, no "sexes." TRENCH. Strong and empowering. And kind of dirty.
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Um, Bamm loves Buffy. He targets her.

Oh, and we have a new word for vagina. It's a "trench" now. No cunts, no pussies, no "sexes." TRENCH. Strong and empowering. And kind of dirty.
I really hate to be the one to tell you (I mean I REALLY do ) but you didn't invent that word for vagina

Oh yes, I have heard it before and I will go you one further..........I have heard certain teen boys refer to it as "Stench Trench" when discussing "skanks"

There, that is my contribution to this thread..........now I am OUTTA HERE!
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:00 PM
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Okay.

I'm not even going to look here again . . . . I don't want to know . . . . .
Liar liar.

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I really hate to be the one to tell you (I mean I REALLY do ) but you didn't invent that word for vagina

Oh yes, I have heard it before and I will go you one further..........I have heard certain teen boys refer to it as "Stench Trench" when discussing "skanks"

There, that is my contribution to this thread..........now I am OUTTA HERE!
Okay, how about RE-invented? 'Cause the way we say it, it's all about.. um... digging a grave or something. I dunno. Ask Amber. LOL
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:34 PM
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....I will never be able to watch a war movie the same way ever again.

And I think this thread is starting to violate Chaz in a couple of ways. *splashes mindsoap around*
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Oh, and one of my edits....

"*THUD*" my edit: "Ooops, baby, I banged you too hard!"

Okay, so my sense of humor is bad.
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I'm just gonna walk away now and pretend I didn't see any of that.
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