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Old 11-12-2007, 07:54 PM
Bofinger Bofinger is offline
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Default Its A Small World After All

Bo In Commentary:

Some like em big, some like em small. The preference for city dwellers is to have them on the miniature side.

We were looking for a small breed, she adds. Dogs are so much work to train, we werent ready to handle the dirty dog business of a big mutt in our downtown condo.

Dogs are hard to train? She should see what its like training a human. Anyway, she wants a small one, eh? I wonder what her thoughts on child rearing? Honey, I think we should have a baby that wont grow up to be very big. You know how difficult the big ones can be in a downtown condo.

Shes nine pounds, Mrs. Cyr says. She wont get much bigger than this."

Yeah the dog wont but I got some family planning news for her. Unless shes giving birth to Tattoo, a baby is going to get a lot bigger than that.

So Im not buying it, I see big dog prejudice at work here. First theyll kick us out of the cities, then out of the suburbs and finally it will be off the farms. Where will the bigger, and dare I say better, canines go? Ill tell you whereto places like Ding Dong Texas, Nothing Arizona, Toad Suck Arkansas, Moose Factory Ontario, Bucksnort Tennessee and last but not least Cats Town Ireland.

Hopefully its only in Canada where this story (and trend) starts and stops. Speaking of which; since the Canadian dollar is worth more than the American dollar now, does that mean Im only 80 Canadian dog years old now instead of 105 American?

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