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Old 08-14-2006, 11:24 PM
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Default the difference between real friends and fake friends (some language)

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "D@mn ... we fvcked up ... but that $hit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your $hit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B!tch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste $hit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk $hit to the person who talks $hit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fvck out
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Old 08-15-2006, 02:25 AM
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so true sammy hehe
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Old 08-15-2006, 02:29 AM
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Lol I am that real friend to alot of my friends and they are same back to me (Well the real ones). Lol that is too true its almost scary.
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Old 08-15-2006, 02:40 AM
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FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "D@mn ... we fvcked up ... but that $hit was fun!"

^^^ lol pix, somehow i can envision that being us
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Old 08-15-2006, 02:41 AM
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FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "D@mn ... we fvcked up ... but that $hit was fun!"

^^^ lol pix, somehow i can envision that being us
Lol scary as it is lol so can I .
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:33 AM
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Yes true!
Very hard to come by. My next door nieghbor and her two daughters we are all really good friends...More like family. I have known them for 11 years now. I dont have to knock to come in...neither do they...and I actually fought 2 b*tches who were making fun of the oldest daughter when she was puking in the bars bathroom. Like they never done anything like that before. They were being so cruel and didnt realize I had just left her to go potty and was in the stall listening. I told them to shut up and they got really lippy. Me being a bit buzzed thought I could take them both on......I did. The bars security came in and grabbed me and threw me out for beating on 2 girls. I think it was more because he grabbed me from behind since I was the closest to him..Me not knowing who was behind me turned around real quick and laid one on him. We laugh about it now cause I rang his bell. That really pis*ed him off.
That was one of the very few times I have ever gotten into a real fight. I can count on one hand how many times.
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:54 AM
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Oh, so true. So very true.
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:28 PM
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FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "D@mn ... we fvcked up ... but that $hit was fun!"

^^^ lol pix, somehow i can envision that being us
so can i ya'll would get me in so much trouble since im an innocent little angel lol
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:46 AM
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LOL that was great and so true!
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Very true! I love my real friends!!!!
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