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Old 05-07-2012, 10:37 AM
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Default Never, never, NEVER get a Bengal cat!!!

Consider this a Public Service Announcement. If you ever want a Bengal cat, NO! NO YOU DO NOT!!!





Cast iron skillet. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. DESTROYED BY A CAT.



I'm seriously at my wits' end here. I don't know what to do. Every time we solve one issue, he finds a new and creative way to wreak havoc.

If you would like to read more on my cat's destructive history, please read here.



Disclaimer: I love my cats. Just not right now.
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:38 AM
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This probably belonged in the Cat & Pet Forum... Sorry. I'm still seeing red. LOL
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You should try and see if he can break an anvil

Cast iron skillet . . . now THAT'S impressive!
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You should try and see if he can break an anvil

Cast iron skillet . . . now THAT'S impressive!
If I brought an anvil into the house for him to play with... none of us might survive.
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There is that, lol.

Maybe he is channeling Shiva. I always swore she could break an anvil. She had no concept of her own strength!
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My friend has two, they are named Spazz and Stormy
They are really lovely though both in looks and personality, they're just...special.
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Is it bad that the more people talk about how "bad" their Mals are, the more I want one?
And the fact that your cat is awesome enough to break a cast iron skillet makes me want a Bengal more, too?

Everyone who's ever heard me talk about cats knows I'm crazy about Siamese, but I definitely plan on a Bengal in the future, too.
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"Cast iron skillet. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. DESTROYED BY A CAT."

LOL you should email the company if you know who made it.

Are they indoor only cats?
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They are evil.

I think this one is mixed with a Siamese... MEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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There is that, lol.

Maybe he is channeling Shiva. I always swore she could break an anvil. She had no concept of her own strength!
Oh, this one knows.


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Is it bad that the more people talk about how "bad" their Mals are, the more I want one?
And the fact that your cat is awesome enough to break a cast iron skillet makes me want a Bengal more, too?

Everyone who's ever heard me talk about cats knows I'm crazy about Siamese, but I definitely plan on a Bengal in the future, too.
Bengal cats are wonderful cats in between bouts of damaging EVERYTHING YOU OWN.


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"Cast iron skillet. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. DESTROYED BY A CAT."

LOL you should email the company if you know who made it.

Are they indoor only cats?
Yes, they are indoor only cats. I think they need a giant hamster wheel.


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My friend has two, they are named Spazz and Stormy
They are really lovely though both in looks and personality, they're just...special.
In this case, "special" means "EVIL"... not "slow". LOL


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They are evil.

I think this one is mixed with a Siamese... MEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Our cats aren't normally loudmouths. Though I will say that the Skillet-Killer is currently crated in the laundry room and is expressing his displeasure with this punishment. Actually, honestly, he's more upset that he's been removed from human contact. It's the source of his power.

His isolation is for his own safety. He can come out when I'm done wanting to kill him.
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