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Old 01-24-2010, 04:08 PM
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Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog

10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.
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Old 01-25-2010, 08:38 AM
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I'll never look at dog poop the same!
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Old 02-06-2010, 04:12 PM
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Haha, that's really funny. It would be great if she were stalking my dog. Unfortunately mine is Husky and not Chow Chow. I like especially point 4, that sounds green.
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