Purebred Police Dog

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Chaz

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A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read:
"Purebred Police Dog $25."

Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered
the dog to be delivered.

The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the
mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen.

In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad,
"How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?"

"Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied,
"He's in the Secret Service."
 

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Very good! I like that joke. My name is Jenna, I'm new to the forum. How can I be enable to use the quick reply box?
 
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Hi Jenny,
Welcome to the new forum. You were the very first
member to post! Glad you like the joke!

I will have to figure out how to turn on the quick replies.

Chazhound
 
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Ok, to use the quick reply box at the bottom of the page, just click on the little icon in the post between the edit button and the reply button.

Let me know if that doesn't work.

Chazhound
 

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