Chazhound Threadjacking Olympics

[Renee750il]

That's right . . .

This is the weekend of the Chazhound Threadjacking Olympics.

Do your best. We've elevated Threadjacking to a fine art here, a competitive sport.

There will be categories for Off Color, Off The Wall, Pun-ishing and Drive-by Threadjacks.

Edit: Another category: Tag Team Jacking

Have fun. Be safe . . .

[SarahFair]

I feel I try and threadjack sometimes..I dont realize it till Ive posted so its PURE accident lol

[iwantmypup]

Does what I said in the TN meetup thread counttt??????


I'll do my best!

[Babyblue5290]

I don't like this. -_-

[corgipower]

BTW, can someone tell me how to post a picture here?

[Suzzie]

i like cheese

[maple]

Did anyone see the Olympic torch on the top of Mt Everest?? http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f107/konas/1emotes/nevermind.gif

oh, wait....that was last weekend http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f107/konas/1emotes/catfight.gif

[Angel Chicken]

:D :D :D

Oh, this will be fun.

[HoundedByHounds]

I hope we'll restrain ourselves when something serious comes up, at least.

[Chewbecca]

I LIKE TACOS.

No, not THOSE tacos. The ones you make at home with beef or chicken.

[Renee750il]

OH, and it doesn't count if it's in this thread, lol . . . It can't be contrived. That's the mark of an amateur. And it has to result in the thread taking a detour.

Which brings about all sorts of fun and games for others to try to thwart your threadjacking attempts. Which could be another sort of threadjacking entirely.

I may add to the categories as we go along ;)

Be creative.

[HoundedByHounds]

No fish taco's eh chewbacca?

[corgipower]

No fish taco's eh chewbacca?

Speaking of fish...I knew a dog who could catch fish.

[HoundedByHounds]

Most true dogs...love fish

[Suzzie]

when i went to Stone Lab, we used to throw fish to the dogs on this one island on lake erie... it was rather disgusting, looking back on it...

[HoundedByHounds]

somehow tossing fish sounds about as much fun as tossing cookies LOL.

[Gempress]

Fish tossing? Sounds like something I'd try, just for the halibut. ;)

[HoundedByHounds]

It's got nothing on midget tossing.

[corgipower]

somehow tossing fish sounds about as much fun as tossing cookies LOL.

Did someone say cookie??
:popcorn:

[Chewbecca]

somehow tossing fish sounds about as much fun as tossing cookies LOL.

Hehehe. salad tossing

Fish tossing sounds like something I personally would not like to take part in. Others might, but that's not MY thing.:D

[Angel Chicken]

It's got nothing on midget tossing.

Omg, that is the most FUN thing evar. Ask Rob... he and I go midget tossin' frequently :lol-sign:

[iwantmypup]

I could totally have a steak now..

[bubbatd]

Fishing !!?? One spring my Rufus caught 60 ( or more ) carp from our stream .... made the newspaper ! Can't resist !!! Will have to say " Bacon " for Blue !!!

[jess2416]

Pooo on this weekend

nvr mind :rolleyes:

[scob89]

Happy Meal Time!!

[Zoom]

I guess this thread is full of rank amateurs then... ;)

[Renee750il]

Except for Jess, lol!

[jess2416]

Zoom is just mad....

thats all that is...

but whatever I dont care..

I'll make my own threadjacking thread, and talk to my other half by myself

[Dekka]

I guess this thread is full of rank amateurs then... ;)

Na they are just warming up. True pros don't just start running full tilt, you could hurt yourself. Proper stretching and warm ups are critical!

[noludoru]

Oh Renee, this is going to be so easy for us. :p

[skittledoo]

I once decided to go caribou hunting...

[skittledoo]

no really... I honestly did...

[Renee750il]

Oh Renee, this is going to be so easy for us. :p

From what I'm seeing, you guys need to go read some of AndrewF's old posts and take some lessons in subtlety ;)

[noludoru]

We don't need subtlety.. we have pizza. Yeesh, Renee. :p

[shadowfacedanes]

Fish tossing? Sounds like something I'd try, just for the halibut. ;)


Okay, that just made me pee a little.

:rofl1:

[skittledoo]

Okay, that just made me pee a little.

:rofl1:

Time to bring out the depends?

[Renee750il]

We don't need subtlety.. we have pizza. Yeesh, Renee. :p

You need subtlety if you hope to become one of the legendary threadjackers. ;)

Or even just an average Chazhound variety threadjacker. :p

[Renee750il]

Time to bring out the depends?

Depends on if it's going to happen again.

[noludoru]

I'm good just being me, thanks! :D

Completely off topic... but did Jess ever do the judging on the NVR mind weekend?

[Renee750il]

The poll is posted.

Oh, and that was MUCH better. ;)

[drmom777]

Time to bring out the depends?

"D" in "Depends" is capitalized. It's a brand name.

[Lilavati]

Did you know?

If you sleep with a box of raisin bran on your chest, the fruit bats will come down and play with you!

[drmom777]

Depends on if it's going to happen again.
But this "D" in "Depends" is only capitalized because it is at the beginning of the sentence.

[milos_mommy]

I wanted to jack someone's thread but every thread i was like "nahh, this is too important."

[skittledoo]

So apparently there's this big lump growing on my shoulder... I thought it was a tumor... I later found out it was my twin when we found a tooth in the lump. It's so strange... I have a twin... I'm going to name her Sally unless someone can think of a better name for her.

[corgipower]

But this "D" in "Depends" is only capitalized because it is at the beginning of the sentence.

depends too on whether or not you're too lazy to use the shift key...

is anyone else here that lazy?

[skittledoo]

well... in my defense the shift button is so far away... I mean... I really dont feel like moving my pinkie finger that extra inch but... it's just far away... ;)

[skittledoo]

Sally just said her first word.... YAY!!!! at least.... I think she did?

[milos_mommy]

Sally?!!?!? Name her.........Leona.

[skittledoo]

Leona... Leona the one toothed shoulder lump twin....

[SarahFair]

NOO give her some rainbow child name! lol

[Renee750il]

But this "D" in "Depends" is only capitalized because it is at the beginning of the sentence.

Or both :D

[jess2416]

The poll is posted.

Oh, and that was MUCH better. ;)

where is it ?? Hmmm I see nothing....

[Renee750il]

http://www.chazhound.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75439

[Buddy'sParents]

On the thread, lol.

[jess2416]

The links dont work

[SarahFair]

.....

[Renee750il]

They work for me, Princess.

Maybe you're not holding your mouth right ;)

[SarahFair]

They dont for mee....

[jess2416]

No they dont... but I figured out which on was which

[Renee750il]

Very weird. Now they aren't working for me either :confused:

[Renee750il]

Don't forget to check the original post for edits adding to the categories ;)

[CharlieDog]

You guys are all nuts.

[noludoru]

PFFFFT...... What happened to those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? Or was that a compliment? :p

[Renee750il]

You guys are all nuts.

She says it like it's a bad thing :confused:

[jess2416]

Tag Team Jacking...

Come on Renee...

ROFLMAO

[Renee750il]

Thought you might get a bang outta that, Princess . . . .

Oh, and warning . . . Eddie posted a pic with NEKKID FEET in the "So" thread . . .

[noludoru]

No he didn't! Jess, go look! :p

[drmom777]

I'm fond of nuts, especially pistachios. I also like pine nuts and cashews, but those aren't really nuts.

[jess2416]

No he didn't! Jess, go look! :p

Ooo YOU LIAR yes he did :(:( :p

[Renee750il]

I'm fond of nuts, especially pistachios. I also like pine nuts and cashews, but those aren't really nuts.


Like peanuts, which are legumes, like peas, which are strangely related to chili peppers

[drmom777]

So, are you guys more closely related to treenuts and peanuts, which cause allergic reactions, or pine nuts, which usually do not. I wouldn't want anyone to have an anaphylactic reaction. You all may need warning labels.

[jess2416]

Im not any kind of nuts....

In fact I may be the only sane one here...

[drmom777]

Im not any kind of nuts....

In fact I may be the only sane one here...


Riiiiiiiiight, O pissy one. You just keep telling yourself that.

[Renee750il]

I have been known to give people send people into severe shock of all sorts from time to time . . .

I also seem to cause stress disorders and stress fractures of the cranium. Ask my mother.

[ACooper]

Im not any kind of nuts....

In fact I may be the only sane one here...

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

So when does this officially start?

[jess2416]

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

So when does this officially start?

You SHUD UP...

I dont remember anyone talking to you...

[jess2416]

Riiiiiiiiight, O pissy one. You just keep telling yourself that.

I will :D

[ACooper]

You SHUD UP...

I dont remember anyone talking to you...

I remember ME talking to ME...........when does hijacking weekend start? Today or tomorrow?

[Renee750il]

If it's after 5:00 p.m. Eastern Time, it's the weekend . . . .

[jess2416]

I remember ME talking to ME...........when does hijacking weekend start? Today or tomorrow?

Well NORMAL people consider the weekend to start 5 PM friday.. but considering Im talking to you...then well I dont know

[ACooper]

Well NORMAL people consider the weekend to start 5 PM friday.. but considering Im talking to you...then well I dont know

Just SHUD UP and give me my d@mn Happy Meal then :popcorn:

[Renee750il]

Just SHUD UP and give me my d@mn Happy Meal then :popcorn:

You know you've spent too much time with your kids when . . . . .



Your Happy Hour request is a Happy Meal :(

[ACooper]

I was referring to her Avatar! :lol-sign:

[jess2416]

Just SHUD UP and give me my d@mn Happy Meal then :popcorn:

I dont HAVE to do anything....

So leave me alone, and go cry somewhere else

[ACooper]

I dont HAVE to do anything....

So leave me alone, and go cry somewhere else

Hey, this isn't pissy weekend........it's hijacking weekend, so don't advertise Happy Meals if you can't deliver!

[jess2416]

Hey, this isn't pissy weekend........it's hijacking weekend, so don't advertise Happy Meals if you can't deliver!

I dont care if its pissy weekend or not, if I want to be pissy then I will...

and for your INFO im NOT advertising, Im just stating a fact that someone needed a happy meal, because they were being whiny, and HEY LOOK!!! someone else is too...

[ACooper]

Whatever :rolleyes:

[jess2416]

Yeah... thats what I say too..

:rolleyes:

[jess2416]

Ugh gotta go back to work

[Renee750il]

So, how goes the jacking out and about in Threadland? Anything noteworthy, other than the "So" thread?

[noludoru]

We'll get around to it in Summit's 25 dogs thread, I bet.

[drmom777]

Except I do feel bad for the 25 dogs, just not Summitview. I am not sure I can make fun in the proximity of their suffering.

[Renee750il]

Sooner or later - and I'm betting sooner :rolleyes: - she'll put her foot in it and it will be game on . . .

Or she will come back with a truly ludicrous thread.

[TheWonderPuppies]

I win thread jacking. I jacked a thread and i wasnt even here!!! LMAO


GO ME!

[CharlieDog]

Actually TWP, I think you just won at thread KILLING. Learn to type, jeez. :p ;) :D

[TheWonderPuppies]

I can type again,I got my good compy back :D no more crappy overly slow/small laptop:P

[CanadianK9]

Nobody can hija....er I mean enhance :D a thread like us pun-ishers.... sorry :p

[CanadianK9]

and btw

Pickle carrot pepper banana :p

[AndrewF]

Nobody can hija....er I mean enhance :D a thread like us pun-ishers.... sorry :p

How many pun-ishers are left???

If only this thread had "popped" up 6 months ago......:D

[Renee750il]

THERE you are! Missed you terribly!

[AndrewF]

I've missed having the time to come here more often, Renee. Hopefully things will settle in the next few months and I'll be back to tormenting the innocent here on a regular basis! ;)

**does this count as thread-jacking???**

[Renee750il]

For you, Andrew, it counts :)

[CanadianK9]

Most of us are still here for the most part

nice to see you "slip" in the convo for a quick update

[AndrewF]

Most of us are still here for the most part

nice to see you "slip" in the convo for a quick update

just a little thread 'enhancement' to let you know I'm still alive. :D

[Renee750il]

just a little thread 'enhancement' to let you know I'm still alive. :D

Since you don't answer e-mails either . . . :p

[AndrewF]

Since you don't answer e-mails either . . . :p

Sure I do....audibly.....:o

[Renee750il]

Then you need to speak more loudly :p

[CanadianK9]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/26/moderatordoggeh128562928113183187.jpg

[Falconara]

Leo has Gas :yikes: :(

I'll be sleeping in my Army issue Gas Mask so I dont suffocate from the terrible toots.

~Cate

[Renee750il]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/26/moderatordoggeh128562928113183187.jpg

LMFAO! That dog has some seriously length-challenged legs! :yikes:

[CharlieDog]

Do you think that real?? :yikes:

[Renee750il]

Could be . . . look at AC's little Kona.