"Official 2005 Possum Holler Mutt Club e-Dog Show" thread:

[ButtGumbo]

It's that time of year again, folks! NASCAR has officially begun, and huntin' season is over in most places. It's time to put away the camo pants, doe-in-heat "mystery liquid", and don our #3 hats and continue to gripe about that fa**ot Jeff Gordon :eek: :mad: .

It's also time for the Official 2005 Possum Holler Dawg Show, pancake dinner and swap meet. The pancake dinner and swap meet will take place over on e-Bay and Gunbroker.com, but I have been elected (by unanimous decision) by the executive board of detractors to host the Mutt Show right here at Chazhound.

The rules are simple. Mutts only! None of them fancy schmancy poofy shrubbery lookin' poodle dogs and none of them weirdo dogs from Netherlandia or Germaniovlakia with crazy names like Ch. Otto Der Buttsniffer via Crushed Velvet Princess of Hungry.

AKC, UKC, Eastmister KC dogs will be immediately eliminated and made fun of. Them dogs are for fancy city folk who are into all kinda crazy refined things like Indy cars, book learnin' and forks and stuff.

Since the boys at the PHUMAS (Possum Holler Unregistered Mutt Appreciation Society) made me chair-man down at the bar last night, I'll start the entries with my dawg who you all know and prolly like better'n I do.




Name: Josie the Wonderdog
Breed: Yeah, right. (some kinda Shiba, ACD, Rottie, BC mix) Australianbordershibweiler)
Age: 'bout 1 or 2.
Sex: Won't do no good...done had her spate.
Favorite food: Innova kibble and cat turds.
Aspirations: To have a romp behind the barn with that big city Triumph comic dog.

http://www.spazzweb.com/images/JTWD.jpg

http://www.spazzweb.com/images/notme.jpg




A'ight gang. Feel free to submit a couple pics and a bio of your mutt. Judging will commence whenever we feel like down at the PHUMAS World Headquarters at the Do-Drop Inn whenever Skeeter gets his phone hooked up again. Dang Phone company.

[nedim]

Oh my god!!! That was so hysterical, I have tears in my eyes!!!

[Gustav]

Name: Gustav (Gus)
Breed: White GSD X Rhodesian Ridgeback
Age: 3
Sex: Eunuch
Favorite food: Absolutely Anything!!!!!!
Aspirations: To get Alex the neighbour's dog back for biting him on the bum!!

http://tinypic.com/4kd99i

http://tinypic.com/4kd9pe

[bogolove]

http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/showphoto.php?photo=2118&cat=500&page=2

http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/showphoto.php?photo=3788&cat=500&page=1

Name: Brady

Breed: Supposedly a Big Golden Retreiver/Lab mix or more likely Great Pyrenees/lab mix

Age: 1 year and a half

Sex: Used to with stuffed toys and his bed but since he has been nuetered he doesn't try anymore. He does have a girlfriend though. Check out that tongue. (Oh my - that was really bad wasn't it?) Sorry.

Favorite Food: Peanut butter on anything, even on the floor if I accidentally drop it.

Aspirations: To herd his mother without her turning back and bumping into him, to have a personal tunnel to Jenny's house so he can go anytime he wants, and to get to lick every plate that comes through the house.

[Purr]

Name: Beethoven
Breed: Heinz 57
Age: 5 months
Gender: Male
Favorite Food: He'll eat anything :rolleyes:
Aspirations: Dunno

http://tinypic.com/4k76mh

[Rose's Gal]

Well, I don't have pictures of my pups but......

Name: Rose
Breed: Gerban Rottle Dog (or a Lab/Rottie/GSD/ACD mix :) )
Age: 6yrs
Gender: Female (or an "it" since she is spayed. lol)
Favorite food: Hmmm....probably any type of meat or cheese.
Aspirations: Being able to catch those darn rabbits, deer, cats and squirrels. Having her own king sized bed to sleep on, and always having a rawhide bone.

Picture: Since I don't have one....she looks like a smaller, skinnier Labrador with Brindle markings.
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Name: Blackie
Breed: Rottador (or a Lab/Rottie mix)
Age: 10yrs
Gender: Male (but is nueterd.)
Favorite food: ANYTHING! lol
Aspirations: Being able to pee on everything, and having food and a nice warm comfy bed all day long with servents to rub his tummy and scratch his ears. To finally get that big scary brown truck that the UPS man dives.

Picture: A Black Labrador that has some small brown markings on his legs. Starting to grey under the muzzle a little bit.

[gaddylovesdogs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/gaddymep9/Colbylrg.jpg
NAME: Colby Cheesehead
BREED: Terrier/Canaan Dog mix
AGE: 7
GENDER: Female (spayed)
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything
ASPIRATIONS: To eat as much food as possible in a lifetime.

[gaddylovesdogs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/gaddymep9/pillow.jpg
NAME: Mayberry
BREED: Chocolate Labrador Retriever
AGE: 9
GENDER: Female (spayed)
FAVORITE FOOD: Shrimp
ASPIRATIONS: To be the sweetest dog in the whole entire universe.

[gaddylovesdogs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/gaddymep9/cutie.jpg
NAME: Tippy
BREED: Border Collie/German Shepherd mix
AGE: 5 1/2
GENDER: Female (spayed)
FAVORITE FOOD: Bananas
ASPIRATIONS: To get everything and anything she wants.

[Babyblue5290]

It's that time of year again, folks! NASCAR has officially begun, and huntin' season is over in most places. It's time to put away the camo pants, doe-in-heat "mystery liquid", and don our #3 hats and continue to gripe about that fa**ot Jeff Gordon :eek: :mad:

I don't have a mutt, but I had to say I'm with you!!! Gordon does suck!!!

Eahrnheardt (sorry I can't spell worth crap) Jr. is the best!!!! Well, he is the best now that his father is sadly gone.....I loved Earhnheardt!! :(

[gaddylovesdogs]

Wait...OOPS!!! I posted my purebred.....LOL, sorry, I'll remove that :o

[gaddylovesdogs]

Darn...no edit button. Well, anyways, May doesn't count since she's a purebred.

[CreatureTeacher]

Whooooooooeee! I ain't got one o' them picture-makers. But I shore did giggle like a tickled hawg when I read them directions. :D

[Saje]

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/2467/4nlookigotit1fd.jpg

Name: Maverick aka Mav aka Big Dope
Breed: newfie/lab to start with
Age: 'bout 1. 5
Sex: well theys be'en gone since forever but he's a he
Favorite food: dung - all kinds. bones - all kinds. anything raw
Aspirations: To finally catch a duck!


http://img180.echo.cx/img180/9969/4nmikeyinthewindow22rr.jpg

Name: Mikey
Breed: staffie/lab ...
Age: 'bout 1
Sex: a he but recently lost his full glory
Favorite food: pizza
Aspirations: To finally be able to express what I want!

http://img30.echo.cx/img30/4426/starboneclose1xd.jpg

Name: Nanook
Breed: GSD/Husky...
Age: 'bout 1
Sex: she! and fully intact for now
Favorite food: hot dogs
Aspirations: Not much. I'm a pretty happy dog.

[Love4Pits]

http://tinypic.com/4kfw48
Name: Maxis
Breed: BC/SH/GSD
Age: Around 8-9
Sex: Fully intact for now until he's tame enough to take to the vet
Favorite food: Anything raw and red lol
Aspirations: To get a new happy home where we will never know the cruel streets or wilderness alone.

FYI two possible homes lined up for him :) :(

[poodlesmom]

Well I can't participate but I'm sure going to enjoy following this thread! The intro to it was hilarious! :)

[EliNHunter]

Hey hey! Gordon fan, here! And I'm going to Talladega next weekend!

[Purr]

Name: Bear
Breed: Labrachow
Age: 5 months
Gender: Male
Favorite Food: Is there anything he doesn't like??
Aspirations: To get into as much trouble as he can :rolleyes:

He's sleepin' with his kitty, Leo...shhh....
http://tinypic.com/4k6x5d

[Purr]

Darn...no edit button. Well, anyways, May doesn't count since she's a purebred.

I still thoroughly enjoyed her entry, though :D

[Prangus]

Name: Chief
Breed: Unknown (chow/schipperke or chow/kelpie maybe)
Age: 3 years or so
Sex: Neutered Male
Favorite Food: Wendy's chicken nuggets (a rare treat)
Aspirations: To eat more, sleep more, walk more and never have to go to the vet again.

http://members.aol.com/prangus/images/chief3
http://members.aol.com/prangus/images/chief2

[Purr]

Name: Shelby
Age: 11
Breed: GSD/Beagle/Lab (German Beagledor)
Gender: Spayed Female
Favorite Food: hmm....pretty much anything that goes in my mouth first!
Aspirations: Not a whole lot...she's a happy girl :D

http://tinypic.com/4kk4ld

[smkie]

my newest member to our family..the chewbacca talking, grandma caretaking,
Mister Shaffer

[Purr]

AW! Smkie! Shaffer is soooo cute!!!! He looks like he's part black and tan coonhound...adorable!

[blue]

Name: BLuedawg
Age: 7 months
Breed?: Australian husky (australian shepherd/alaskan husky)
Sex: Not since he got spade
Favorite food: the couch
Aspirations: To eat the couch

Not a current pic but here you go.
http://www.geocities.com/duffy7836/blue8.jpg

[smkie]

Blue dog's a beauty.. :)

[blue]

Aspirations: To eat the couch

He may not have eaten it but he sure did destroy it. I wish I had taken a pic before I cleaned it up.

smkie Ill give him goofy just mayby beauty, even if he's a beaut he is still goofy.

Now that he is older he is not nearly the great as alarm clock he once was, he likes to sleep in too.

[blue]

And look at his ears they're like satalite dishes just folded over.

[ButtGumbo]

Nice entries, ya'll!

Keep 'em comin'. Skeeter don't get outta county lockup until May.

[darkchild16]

GORDON SUCKS!!!!!!!!! nad so does stewart but thas besides the point i love earnhardt sr but cant stand jr i think wallace is the best
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/darkchild16/walkerandmeasleep2.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/darkchild16/walkerbandana.jpg

Name:Walker
Age: 1 on July 14(my bdaytoo)
Sex:nothing anymore :D
Favorite food: anything but loves bbq pork the best (wonder why)
Aspirations:the bark at ever little kid in the world lol

[AndrewF]

Name: Jake (aka, the spoiled son)
Breed: Guelph goof-hound (ie, heeler, lab and I suspect a bit of beaver)
Sex: He's looking for a leg up! (will become an 'it' tomorrow though)
Favorite food: my hand. Chips that hit the floor are a close second.
Aspirations: avoiding the vet, more car-rides and a place at the dinner table.

http://www.phototalk.net/photos/data/619/215775jake3.jpg

[Renee750il]

Wanted to boost this back up to the front page!

[Renee750il]

What the heck - I'll just sticky it for now!

[bubbatd]

Glad you did ! Andrew, I was always glad to see the signs for Guelph on my trips to Mississauga to see my Mom. Meant the trip was almost over. I've got a cousin in Georgetown. She has a Nova Scotia Troller Retriever.

[ButtGumbo]

http://www.phototalk.net/photos/data/619/215775jake3.jpg


Jake could be Josie's sibling...Josie had to look just like that as a young pup. In the below pic she was probably one year old.

http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/data//500/medium/1680Josie.jpg

Their markings are very similar. Creepy...

http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/data//500/medium/1680notme.jpg

[AndrewF]

Bubbatd - I always loved those seeing the Guelph signs when I was coming home from job in Toronto (it was a daily commute for about 4 months when I first moved here). It's a pretty nice neck of the woods as well with lots of hiking trails pretty close by.

Buttgumbo - Jakes coming up on 6 months now and aside from having slightly shorter legs and a less bushy tail, they're almost identicle - including that little bit of white just above the brown chest marking.

[bubbatd]

Andrew, it is nice....especially after 3 hours on 401................borrrrrring !!!!!! My cousin lives in Georgetown.

[thunder]

All of my babies are sooners (soon as be one breed than another) LOL. You can see them all in my gallery. There's a link in my siggy.

[Tiffer]

I know this is an older thread but I thought I would add Angel to the list as well!!!!!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid163/pc35aa008f4d006bdf53f514333e5416f/f49bd4ba.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid163/p4856a91d372c8ee1d6a26c9cbed6a59c/f49bd495.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid163/p57614389c407ec75f967bdfd7acc5795/f49bd481.jpg

Name: Angel
Age: 6 1/2 months
Breed: "Chipin" (as I like to call her) She's a Miniature Pinscher, Chihuahua Mix
Sex: She's a she, although she has been spayed.
Favorite food: Hair, dust, anything I drop, but she hates her dog food.
Aspirations:To finally catch the birds that have alluded her thus far. To roll in dead things without being interrupted and to eat everything she can find.

[Sheba]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/sheba12/HPIM0411.jpg

Name: Wendy
Breed:Mostly Black Lab with of what looks like Australian Shepherd Dog,maybe a little bit of Rotweiler
Age:3
Gender:Female (spayed)
Favorite Food:almost anything, even kidney beans
Asperations:Running around the yard, chasing her ball, and playing with her doggie friend, I forgot what her name was, through the fence, running from side to side.

[Dukedogsmom]

Name: Duke
Breed: German Shepherd/Chow
Age:12
Gender: Male(neutered)
Favorite Food: boiled eggs
Asperations: To be with me and take naps
Here he is at his favourite hangout, the beach. He doesn't like the pool but he loves the ocean. I think it's because he can touch the bottom.
http://www.boomspeed.com/dukedogsmom/032505_3.jpg

[Ratboy]

http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/showphoto.php?photo=2237&size=big&ppuser=1216

Name: King
Age: 6
Sex: Often, even after being neutered!
Breed: Lab/Dobe/Husky?
Favorite Food: Burgers
Aspirations: To mess with the minds of all dogs worldwide.

http://www.chazhound.com/pictures/showphoto.php?photo=2238&size=big&ppuser=1216

Name: Molly
Age: 6
Sex: Only when King gets in the mood, I don't like it at all!
Breed: Lab/Dobe/Husky?
Favorite food: Anything
Aspirations: To figure out why King plays with my head like he does.

[Shortie]

Name: Shortie
Age: not sure
Sex: male but has done with brothers leg,my pet chicken and his fabric kennel
Breed: not sure
Favorite Food: pancakes
Aspirations: find a mate despratly

[gunnerzmama]

Shortie's gorgeous!!!!!! I think this is the best Thread on the forum!!!!

[blue]

Is ButtGumbo ever going to judge this competition?

Shortie that is one of the best in this thread.

[Dizzy]

Hopefully not till I get my little lady on Friday :D

I reckon she's in with a chance, need to get some piccies of her and put them up!

[Laura_Beth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/wadeandlaura/Nyx/nyxandwade009.jpg

Name: Nyx
Breed: Lab mix . .. some say the other half is German Sheperd or Boxer
Gender: Male
Age: a little over a year old. .
Favorite food: he doesn't get people food unless he finds something on the floor after I cook . . but boy does he come running when we drop ice on the floor! I'd have to say thats his favorite!
Aspirations: to find a new doggie friend to play with since we just moved to VA . . he misses his best friend ( a boxer) . . back in Hawaii . .

[Puckstop31]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/Puckstop31/Teddy-2.jpg

Name - Teddy

Breed - Redbone Coonhound / Lab (at least) Mix

Gender - Neutered Male (Sorry Pal)

Age - 1 Year and 3 months

Favorite Food - Cheese, especially cheesey poofs. Ice Cubes

Aspirations - To finally catch one of those dang squirells and to have 20 seconds without the cage between him and our Guniea Pigs.

[Ruckus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/violetskies94/IMG_1925.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/violetskies94/IMG_1917.jpg

Name: Ruckus
Breed: Husky, Malamute, Belgium Sheperd, Wolf
Gender: mildy homosexual male (tried to hump 3 male dogs)
Age: 5 months
Favorite Food: peanut butter and bugs
Aspirations: to grow a brain and finally catch his tail....

[PixieSticksandTricks]

Name: Pixie Stick
Breed: Saint Bernard/Lab
Age: 7
Sex: female
Favorite food: Innova
Aspirations: She doesent really have any she has seen enough of this world and has done enough in it. Now she is just enjoying the ride.
http://tinypic.com/jiji8p.jpg
http://tinypic.com/jijiol.jpg

[Sunnypup]

Name: Stormy
Breed: German Shepherd/Husky
Age: 9 weeks
Sex: NO, I'm Your SISTER Sunny! STOP licking my girl parts!!!
Favorite food: anything Sunnypup is eating :)
Aspirations: to grow up big and strong and trounce Sunny like he does me!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/chrisgochnauer/smallerupclose1.jpg

[Madaline]

Name: Madaline
Breed: Maltipoo
Age: 4 1/2 months
Sex: Female
Favorite Food: Cherrios and Peanut Butter
Aspirations: To be the top dog of the family

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/dutymum/Madeline/MadelineHairLge.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/dutymum/Madeline/Dec.jpg

[Stump1000]

That Maltipoo is beautiful!!!

[skyeblue]

Name: Skye (or skyzercheifnose)
Breed: blue merl cross german shepard
Age: 7 months
Sex: female
favourite food: bones and my best slippers...
Aspirations: To one day take over the world with her cuteness and ban cats.

heres her being an evil mastermind:
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/jaydehughes/skye/31stOct031.jpg
"ah mr.Bond Ive been expecting you..."

and heres the pic she will use to take over the world...
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/jaydehughes/skye/19thOct024.jpg
"stage 1 take over the household with cuteness, status: complete now for stage 2 the ,I didnt mess in your best shoes it was the cats fault even though we dont have a cat, stage Mwhahahaha!!!"

[moxiegrl]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g151/moxiegrl83/katie0301.jpg

Name: Katie aka Katiebug
Breed: Thats funny...no one agrees/knows
Age: Almost 5 months
Sex: Female
Fav. Food: People Food and Raw Meaty Bones
Aspirations: To be in total control of the kitties.

[Danegirl2208]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/Blugirl2208/000_0502_edited.jpg

Name: Chloe
Breed: Red Tick/Treeing Walker COON HOUND
Age: 2 years old
Sex: female
Favorite Food: big meaty bones and anything her little brother malakai has
Aspirations:To take over the dog park..muhaha *evil grin* lmao
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/Blugirl2208/AndersonsDesigns015.jpg

]Name: Doby
Breed: Chi/terrier/who the hell knows mutt
Age: 13 years old
Sex: male
Favorite Food: peanut butter and any people food
Aspirations:to rule the house and show those "youngins" who boss

[Roxy's CD]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j98/roxy_hades/roxygraduate.jpg

Name: Roxy aka Stinker (Her farts can be smelt world wide)
Breed: Rott/Dobe
Age: 1 year 9 months (almost)
Sex: Not yet, hopefully never, she's kind of a Dominatrix (sp)
Favourite Food: Anything I'm eating or squished bugs
Aspirations: To become the winner of the Possum Holler Dog Show

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j98/roxy_hades/hadesgorgeous.jpg

Name: Hades aka Boo-Boo aka Little Stinker
Breed: Pitt mix
Age: 10 months (wow....he's getting old fast)
Sex: With his "love partner" Brutus.... Ok. I'll just say it Homosexual
Favourite Food: ABC and regurgitated grass
Aspirations: To be loved by the whole world for his sweetness

[AmyGil]

name: kita = means north in japanese
Breed: Maltese chihuahua mix
Age : 9 months i think ....
Sex: oh no she is far too young for anything like that
Favorite food : my panties (perferably dirty)
Aspirations: to be the best mutt dog model ever

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/RAVESTARR/KitaGreen.jpg

[Tracer Tong]

Java
breed: He's the result of many generations of unplanned dog sex, so any breed was lost long ago and he is a mutt in the truest sense of the word.
Age: About three months
Sex: Not anytime soon I hope, he's not ready to be a father.
Favorite food: Lunch Meat
Aspirations: Shred every pant leg in Egypt.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r26/7racer_Tong/Java.jpg